Maybe I Need to Go to the Doctor Because I Physically Can’t Stop Laughing at the 17 Funniest Signs of the Week

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That’s it officially summer, and we’re already more than halfway through the year!!! To help cushion the cruel passage of time, enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of Twitter and r/funnysigns:

1. “Calm down, Walmart.”

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two.“Read the sign: this poor cat is starving!”

A cat enters the house next to a small sign that says: "feed me, you stupid bitch."

3. “Excuse me, what am I going to try?”

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4.“Which one of them is you?”

Framed illustration showing four ways people squeeze tubes of toothpaste, with labels "From everywhere," "From the bottom," "From the top," It is "The middle one."Framed illustration showing four ways people squeeze tubes of toothpaste, with labels "From everywhere," "From the bottom," "From the top," It is "The middle one."

5.“But the sign also told me, so it should be okay.”

The sign on the wall says, "It's okay to eat an entire pizza alone." Below the board is a table with a small board holderThe sign on the wall says, "It's okay to eat an entire pizza alone." Below the board is a table with a small board holder

6.“They’re up to no good.”

A board with silhouettes of two geese and the text "DO NOT LET GEESE ENTER THE BUILDING.  THEY DON'T WORK HERE."A board with silhouettes of two geese and the text "DO NOT LET GEESE ENTER THE BUILDING.  THEY DON'T WORK HERE."

7.“Let me go, this is my stop.”

train signal display "SLUT STATION" It is "Bathroom" indicating the end of the line and sanitary facilitiestrain signal display "SLUT STATION" It is "Bathroom" indicating the end of the line and sanitary facilities

8.“Just in case.”

Rear of a vehicle with a tightly wrapped object on a roof rack.  A sign says, "THIS IS NOT AUNT EDNA!"Rear of a vehicle with a tightly wrapped object on a roof rack.  A sign says, "THIS IS NOT AUNT EDNA!"

9.“Do they have one for the big ones?”

A daycare center called "Dog daycare" there is a sign on a building, with two trash cans placed below itA daycare center called "Dog daycare" there is a sign on a building, with two trash cans placed below it

10.“Why?”

Sign on a fence that says, "Please don't sit on the fence," with a roller coaster visible in the backgroundSign on a fence that says, "Please don't sit on the fence," with a roller coaster visible in the background

11.“I’m going to close my eyes tight.”

Sign with text: "THIS IS A PRIVATE SIGN.  DO NOT READ."Sign with text: "THIS IS A PRIVATE SIGN.  DO NOT READ."

12.“It’s always good to have a choice.”

Clothing care label with humorous instructions: "For best results: machine wash cold.  Dry on low heat.  Never pass on the design.  For worst results: drag through the puddle behind the car.  Dry on roof rack." 100% PolyesterClothing care label with humorous instructions: "For best results: machine wash cold.  Dry on low heat.  Never pass on the design.  For worst results: drag through the puddle behind the car.  Dry on roof rack." 100% Polyester

13.“But education is for everyone.”

The sign says: "Please do not eat in the library.  The ants will come in, learn to read, become very smart.  Knowledge is power.  Power corrupts.  The ants will become evil."The sign says: "Please do not eat in the library.  The ants will come in, learn to read, become very smart.  Knowledge is power.  Power corrupts.  The ants will become evil."

14.“Funny sign at the fish store.”

Fish in ponds with a sign that says: "The fish are not dead – just dozing."Fish in ponds with a sign that says: "The fish are not dead – just dozing."

15.“Career advice on a sign on a pickup truck…”

A large sign says: "My resume is just a list of things I never want to do again." The board is mounted on a structure close to some industrial equipmentA large sign says: "My resume is just a list of things I never want to do again." The board is mounted on a structure close to some industrial equipment

16.“In case you have any questions…”

A self-checkout machine with several signs indicating "CARD ONLY!!  NO MONEY BACK." A shopping area is partially visible in the backgroundA self-checkout machine with several signs indicating "CARD ONLY!!  NO MONEY BACK." A shopping area is partially visible in the background

17.“It made me laugh and think when I saw it.”

Sign with humorous text about theory and practice: "Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works.  Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.  In our laboratory, theory and practice are combined: nothing works and no one knows why."Sign with humorous text about theory and practice: "Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works.  Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.  In our laboratory, theory and practice are combined: nothing works and no one knows why."

Don’t miss last week’s funniest signs:

18 Signs From Last Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard My Face Still Hurts





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