BRITS now have the opportunity to revel in political pride during the general election campaign, as a special new range of condoms hits the market.
With options like “Rishi No Rashy” and “Queer for Keir,” the “general erection” product line has something for voters of all stripes.
Each condom purchase also acts as a vote in a cheeky poll, which will be launched on company website on June 10th.
It will reflect regional preferences – showing how political support for condoms varies across Britain.
Custom Condoms UK Managing Director Joseph Barnard said he hopes the range will “get more young people involved in elections”.
He told The Sun: “We supply personalized condoms to individuals and businesses.
“Election years are always fun at the office – seeing what the political parties and their supporters come up with.
“We decided to launch our own range with the aim of increasing voter participation among young people.
“What better time to talk politics than before making love?”
Retailing for £1.99 each, other condom options include the SNP’s “vote by withdrawal method”, Reform’s “Brexit and chill” and the Liberal Democrats’ “Ed Davey makes my legs ripple”.
A Labor source said: “The economy needs a good boost, and only Labor can rise to the occasion and win this pole.”
A Tory source responded: “The real protection Brits need is Keir’s £2,094 tax bomb.”
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