Well, the Olympics are over, which means…
… I’m kidding, I’m kidding. But from the end of the Olympics to all the random funny moments from last week, there are so many more funny tweets to share. Here it is:
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“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yes, I know. Sometimes the raccoon in me craves trash. Leave me and my Crunchwrap alone
-Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 5, 2024
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I know a box of Cheez, it’s a shame to see me coming
-T-Pain (@TPAIN) August 8, 2024
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Stewart Cook/Getty Images/Via Twitter: @por querev
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@KamalaHarris / Via x.com
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Someone recommended a good romantic comedy so I can rub my feet under the blanket and laugh!
– Ursa Zaynah (@zaynahbear) August 11, 2024
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oh, are you “genuinely curious”? Should I call you, George? get you a banana? look for the man in the yellow hat?
– boe (@bigsquishyfrog) August 7, 2024
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Rest in peace, Edgar Allan Poe. You would have loved to see a beloved children’s author slowly driven insane by the black mold within the walls of her castle.
-mkb (@MatthewKBegbie) August 5, 2024
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They did this at my school to get to me, the goth kid. So every day I wore a red ‘devil’ Halloween costume until they rescinded it. https://t.co/NMnDzZ4MjL
– Mildred (@MildredVon) August 8, 2024
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I just know that this bitch had a ball over my head when airport security asked me to open my suitcase and instead of warning that I packed too tightly and my clothes would spill out I mistakenly told them that the suitcase would explode pic.twitter.com/RtEBOUfGO2
– Nickeeeee (@Nick__Nation) August 10, 2024
Walt Disney Studios Films / Via Twitter: @Nick__Nation
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Every photo of a Phryge mascot or plush had the aura of someone having a gentle panic attack and dissociating in a public situation and I for one feel a great sense of kinship with that. https://t.co/T98tMz1KlE
-Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) August 10, 2024
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I’m not spending any money right now unless it’s an emergency like culver’s day taste is really good
– Donner party bus (@ok_alriight) August 11, 2024
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Tomorrow it will be 33 degrees. Perfect conditions for sitting in front of a computer screen all day and making money for a giant company, if you ask me.
-Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) August 11, 2024
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In middle school, I had a crush on a guy on my swim team whose legs looked like that, but my friends and I didn’t know his name so we called him “White Feet.” pic.twitter.com/M4YOf8ZAub
– no sequel (@deeshka) August 7, 2024
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I toss and turn all night like a beautiful roast chicken.
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) August 7, 2024
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I went to the burrito store and the cashier said “you look like a teacher” I said “I am…” and she laughed so hard because she was right that she cried and made all the chefs come and look at my outfit in case I kms
– tall melanie (@tallmeanie) August 8, 2024
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My 3 year old daughter told me that when she was in my tummy, she had toys to play with… and the toys are still there. So this is terrible news.
— cur (@mommatofour_) August 7, 2024
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accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” near a pregnant woman in the pool and she looked wistfully at the water and said to herself “…Redbull…..and a cigarette :(“
— ♱ (@horrorlor) August 11, 2024
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If I were a stay-at-home husband, I would sit at the front door and whine until my wife came back
– corb (@awshuqs) August 9, 2024
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The Olympic Games / Via Twitter: @kycarrerolopez
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